Fighting for Uzbeki freedom since 2004.

Hetairia is a small community of elderly Vietnam veterans who resist the trend towards a nanny-state in Uzbekistan. Here they maintain a forum used to organise yearly protests consisting of flying over major cities in an aircraft that only maintains altitude when all passengers flap their arms out the windows to increase lift. From there, mildly offensive pamphlets are dropped unto the unsuspecting citizens, that they may take notice of the myriad of problems still threatening Uzbekistan today and write to their local representatives demanding a firmer stance of our government towards the democratically elected Uzbekistan pretender-god-king dr. V. Dracula.

When not engaged in revolutionary acts, they write about the issues concerning the world today, tomorrow, and the day before tomorrow.

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The Pasta Debacle.

21 februarie 2010 - Kip | 0 comentarii

After attempting to eat twelve kilo's of pasta bolognese Angry Billy had to give up after two spoonfulls.

His trainer, Mister Christopher Dawson, commented: "A-B really gave 110%, but just didn't make that final eleven kilos. We're hoping to get the full twelve next year."

In other news: hooligans appear to have spraypainted "20/02 NEVAR FORGET" on the statue of Munro, overlooking city square, as an apparent support act of Angry Billy's failed attempt.

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Hetairia goes legit

19 mai 2008 - Kip | 0 comentarii

Hetairia has now become an official clan in the super awesome cool game escalator. Be sure to add "^Het" behind your name to be elite!

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