After attempting to eat twelve kilo's of pasta bolognese Angry Billy had to give up after two spoonfulls.

His trainer, Mister Christopher Dawson, commented: "A-B really gave 110%, but just didn't make that final eleven kilos. We're hoping to get the full twelve next year."

In other news: hooligans appear to have spraypainted "20/02 NEVAR FORGET" on the statue of Munro, overlooking city square, as an apparent support act of Angry Billy's failed attempt.

More news at 9

Hetairia has now become an official clan in the super awesome cool game escalator. Be sure to add "^Het" behind your name to be elite!

Greg

If anyone has CoD4 account that wants to share with me so I can see how it is, please send me an IM! I love you guys.

Happy Holidays

I already did, you nerf herder.