In Worship Of The Most Purple

We gather here today, noble servants of the true lord of all pwnage, to ask for healz and, if we are deemed worthy, to activate your ubercharge. Now let us recite "The Purple's Prayer".

"Blessed be our Purple who is at the top of all servers, hallowed be thy handle. Thy stickies come, thy sentries done, on srvr as it is on Action Replays. Give us this round our roundly uber and forgive us our spawn camping, it's a legitimate strategy. Lead us not unto Granary, but deliver us to Dustbowl. For thine is the Shirt, the Purple, and the Stabbage, for ever and ever. kthxbai."

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Purple Vows To Revive Juliet

May 15, 2009 - ibsen | 0 Comments

We mourn today the potential loss of one of Lost's greatest characters. If Juliet has perished without the rest of the 1977 crew dying as well, I Purple shall unleash a furious fury made of win upon the offices of ABC. We must let the following message be sung from the city streets; "Juliet has bewbs and we liek her n stuff. We want her back." Preach on my brethren and we can save the universe from becoming some bewb-less drivvel about human nature. Godspeed.

Purple Saves World From Deadly Mutant Squid

March 13, 2009 - ibsen | 0 Comments

Typical Friday really. I also battled a magma fiend, but that isn't news worthy anymore. Feel free to shower me with adoration/your wives. Even though the Purple is omnipotent and needs not your vile wenches, he has a large kitchen and it needs to be filled. Also his magic bullet broke and he wants guacamole. Yeah...

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