Congrats comrad! You actually made it to the main steam page of the Handsome eSport Club!

WE ARE enthusiastic-able, team-able, innovative, creative, always desperate and carcinogenic, often talkative and absolutely megalomaniacal!

WE SHARE sheer stupitidy and cocky arrogance with swanky, sweaty skill-demons!

WE HAVE a equivocal, inaccurate, vague, self-serving and roundabout skillpool and balls of stell to make this public!

WE LIKE HAPPINESSESISSORS! <3

SO ARE YOU?

YOU ARE a genius and looking for a team with equally and like-minded, professional players?
YOU WANT action, business, stress, a boner, fame, groopies and a life style like a real CS:GO player?
YOU HAVE been looking forward for the moment when everything is perfect but your tie?
YOU WOULD SHARE these epic moments with a full team of girls and boys under your age via Youtube?

THEN we are immensly immeasureable sorry that our team is already full!
Nobody likes you but us! But we don't need you! Cry @ ur mum!

EXCEPTIONS:
You have boobs a manly voice or a lot of expensive skins to donate or both or at least boobs you can still join our fanbase/community and you might get the chance to play with and against Handsome/Virile eSports in a international, regional, offshore, competitive match! So Join: http://tobadforHandsomeesportbutstillfanofit.virus.sk