The Church of the Great Metal Bird

We are the Church of the Great Metal Bird. We seek to assist and enlighten those that have not yet seen the glory of the Great Metal Bird. We wish to serve and pledge our lives to the Great Metal Bird. All hail the Great Metal Bird.

Commandments
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Thou shalt always salute and show their respect if they see the Great Metal Bird or His Spawn. To not do so is to invoke the wrath of the Great Metal Bird.

Thou shalt always go out of their way to repair or fly a Great Metal Bird. To not do so is to invoke the wrath of the Great Metal Bird.
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Blessed be those that have the blessing of His Ferrous Flight, His Metallic Majesty, His Steely Savior.

All hail the Great Metal Bird.

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The Commandments of the Church of the Great Metal Bird

August 11, 2012 - m0ntag | 0 Comments

The Commandments are these...

Thou shalt always salute and show their respect if they see the Great Metal Bird or His Spawn. To not do so is to invoke the wrath of the Great Metal Bird.

Thou shalt always go out of their way to repair or fly a Great Metal Bird. To not do so is to invoke the wrath of the Great Metal Bird.

All hail the Great Metal Bird.

We have arrived!

August 11, 2012 - m0ntag | 0 Comments

After some totally-serious-not-joking-in-any-manner speech I made about a Church of the Great Metal Bird, I decided to whip of a Steam group for this totally-not-made-up Church whilst sitting in the back of a Bradley going through the deserts of Takistan.

All hail the Great Metal Bird.