In the beginning Ron said "let there be light!" and lo there was Denny. Mishearing him and thinking he said "let there be shite" Sparkie appeared 2 seconds later. Thus the beginnings were formed. At this time Ron tamed and took unto himself a wild woman from Guildford. This woman, Amanda of Guildford, had a brother who was pure of all things cs. But Ron tempted him with Stella and forced him into spending his hard earned cash on a pc. However, this brother had only a 56k modem and would only play cs on the rare occasion that he travelled north of the great river to the blissondom of Ron’s LAN. The great coming of cs 1.3 heralded not only broadband to the formerly pure brother, but that of voice com. And so it was that one night the voice of Ron was heard over the net and an answer came back across the waves from Mickey the fallen Ginger. We took to ourselves new names, and they were; Mr Kipling, The Man From Delmonte, Aunt Bessie, The Jolly Green Giant and Granny Smith. Then the light, Delmonte, took us all under one name and lo, we were [DDT]. Here ends Genesis.

So it was that within a couple of weeks Granny’s brother in law came along, and he was terrible. And his ping was high but this bothered him not as he was of the Crazy tribe. We called him Captain Birdseye. Chaos followed as we raided public server to public server. IPs were sent, and phone calls were made but we could not al get on at the same time. So we abused people and were banned and kicked. Ron then came to us and said "if you give me more money I will build you a server to envy all others!" And there came into being the first 12 player [DDT] server. And it was uk only and no one would play on it. About this time we came to blows with our first enemy, the evil fight club clan. And they owned our asses and we were sad. Our next adversaries were a mighty clan known as [GITM]. They were apes from foggy places. The match was good and even. And they were like us, crazy and drunk. Thus a mighty allegiance was formed. Now [DDT] was a force to be reckoned with and we had Guerrilla Gandalf, Spawn, Smoking Beagle, Nightstalker, Sexual Disease and Crazy running Fool. Now Ron came to us and said "if you give me even more money I will get for you a new 16 player international server and will build you a shiny new web site!"
With our new toys we played more matches and won. People were in awe of us and we were mighty and not gracious in victory, but abusive and drunk. At this time two more people appeared on our server, and they were our friends. One was called Neocarty and the other was a mammal. We gave unto them new names and they became Carty and Mighty Mammal and we took them into the fold. But just as things seemed perfect a new evil set in. We became bored. Things had become too serious with our raping of other teams. Cracks appeared in our beloved clan. The Jolly Green Giant was lost to us and birdseyes ping had become too greater strain. Finally the server was lost to us and we went our own ways. So end Exodus.

After weeks of wandering in the wilderness a new age was born. We came back together under our original style of "lets get wasted and have a laugh". Ron came to us for even more money, and a new server and website was born, Even Spawns cheque arrived. And we had fun. Regulars appeared on our server and were abused. Other nationals appeared and we ridiculed. Things were great again. One appeared who loved the abuse and he was a pigeon. We liked him and he became one of us. So this is the history of [DDT]. More there is yet to be written as there is a chimp waiting in the wings now and maybe others....

i. And so it came to pass that the [DDT] had reached their Eden and a time of blessed peace and contentment had fallen upon all. Through battle and hardship some of the mighty had fallen by the wayside, but they were blamed not and indeed their names were still held in awe and respect by the multitudes and they were still loved. As time passed in blissendem a new force arose. He was of a wicked tribe, but having seen the light he sought refuge at the church of [DDT]. At first he was shunned by many, but the wise held council and he was accepted. Banished was the name AOHX and the voice of cleansed could be heard muttering the ancient words of the sage across the waves. Marleeene, he did cry and he was accepted amongst the brethren. Now the [DDT] were even mightier than before and all who dwelt therein were happy.
ii. Yet whilst all seemed wondrous amongst the [DDT], the devil was amongst them, though they knew it not.
iii. In ages gone this evil had been vanquished, but not wholly destroyed as should have been. But the [DDT] were unaware of him in his new guise having grown lax in their wisdom. Too late was he revealed to them, having drawn unto himself a new army of treacherous villainy. They were named the =UF= and they were hated.
iv. So it was that the heathen =UF= declared a war upon the [DDT] believing in their folly that the [DDT] had grown weak and decadent whilst they had grown strong.
v. Amongst the [DDT] an old flame had been relit anew. The call to arms was signalled and the muster began. Granny Smith, now being old at 106, drew the battle lines and all [DDT] flocked to his banner. And those who the [DDT] had taken under their protection offered their lances for the cause, and though they were needed not, they were loved and held in great esteem by [DDT].
vi. So it happened that upon St Ellas day (she who all the [DDT] were wont to worship) the battle took place. Yet it was not until the very day of the battle that the full treachery of the =UF= was revealed. For they had been within the blessed realm and corrupted the hearts of those the [DDT] felt true. Great was the wrath of the [DDT] at this insult and they felt failed by these people and named them anew. Judas now would be their names. It was agreed by the [DDT] that from now no quarter would be given in battle and no mercy shown.
vii. So the battle began with [DDT] being drawn into two armies. Of great might and worth were these armies, containing those of great valour and renown. The first army struck and in it were Carty, Crazy Running Fool, Mighty Mammal and Spawn. But greatest of all in the first encounter was Rogue Angel who would suffer none to stand before him. And lo, there was disquiet amongst the ranks of the foe and the battle became a rout. And all those who watched laughed, for they were glad and there was joy in their hearts.
viii. With victory won the second offensive began. Forward charged Kippers, Mighty Pigeon, Stevie 186, Chimpgimp and Granny Smith and they were fell and grim. The battle was long and hard fought, but by the stroke of the hour total victory had been achieved. Much honour and glory was won by all that day and great were the celebrations of the [DDT].
ix. But the [DDT] would not forget the treachery done them. Banished from the blessed Kingdom were those who proved poor of heart and weak of faith. The =UF= were destroyed utterly, but the [DDT] now being strengthened and unified wholly began upon a new quest of victories.