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ABOUT Goonzilla

📋 HOW TO JOIN (mandatory, no cap)
  • silver 1 minimum. silver 1 maximum.
  • k/d must be under 0.67 (6 7 🗣️)
  • must have aura farmed in spawn with the knife out for the entire 1:55
  • must have lost a 1v1 to a bot and blamed the monitor hz
  • must have pressed alt+tab more times than the trigger
  • must have zeused your own teammate and called it rizz
  • must have spent rent money on cases. we don't accept people who pay rent.
  • your charm must be worth more than your whole pc
  • must know every italian brainrot character but zero callouts on mirage
  • must think "eco round" is a sustainability thing
  • minimum 3 crashouts per match, 1 broken keyboard per month
  • must say "bro is cooked" about yourself after every death
  • must type "gg ez" while losing 0:13
  • must have been reported for griefing by your own mom
  • must have gone to the goon cave mid 1v1 clutch and still won (enemy was also in the goon cave)

🚫 INSTANT BAN IF
  • k/d above 1.0 (tryhard behavior, -10 000 aura)
  • you have ever touched grass
  • you sleep more than 4 hours
  • you have a girlfriend (she's not real, we checked)
  • you have called someone "unc" and you are older than them


GOON SQUAD FOREVER 🦖🔥
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