Shinji you idiot!! I haven't been able to change my socks because you forgot to do the laundry! As punishment, you'll have to smell and taste my three days old dirty socks!! Now... start licking!!

I'm a hardcore fan of League of Legends, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be on the Fields of Justice where I would often train with Master Yi in the training center and help Sona with the Lunar Festival, but one day as I was telepathically communicating to Sona, we went to my dormitory for a private conversation. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"

This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with Grandmaster Jax and he agreed that you would be PERFECT for the institue of war, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Jax said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick..Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.

I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.

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