Friendship Ain't Magic - and neither are ponies

This a group devoted AGAINST the "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" show and Internet following.

Here's the truth: friendship ain't magic, and neither are ponies. It takes work, devotion, love, and patience to be a good friend. Also, unicorns aren't real. Neither is Santa.

Join if you:

a) Agree with our message
b) Want to believe and cast off this yolk of childhood
c) Were wounded by the disappointment that comes with believing in magical horses and an imaginary world in a real world surrounded by horses that are normal.
d) Think MLP is overrated

Do not join if you:

a) Just want to say bad things against our group of awesomeness.
b) Like MLP