People who FAIL at gaming and life...

These people are complete d0uchebags. Listed by respective games they FAILED in.

Left 4 Dead:

TheWeasel - You f'in dillhole. Why do idiots like you keep showing up and play public games with randoms.... just to sit there and talk shi7 like your sooooo schweeeeeet. Then when someone points out you're being a douche, you talk more shi7. And of course, you go jump off a roof, f'in griefer. You are a real cock chuggin' ass humper.

CTRL+ALT+DE1337 - You are the biggest d0uchebag cun7 ever... just keeps running way ahead of the group picking-up and using all the items... slamming doors in the team's face.... setting off car alarms before you run into the safehouse and close the door while leaving the team behind... and blowing up the gas station on purpose when I'm right next to it.... You're a homo. Since you just pretty much play single-player, go F yourself!

Mazinger Z - Quit mic spamming, you're freakin' annoying. And stick with the team, so I don't have to sacrifice myself to save your a55. You're not that good, so stop trying to show-off and run ahead or go out of your way to get incap'ed by witches.

Squeak - Are you f'in serious? You've got green health and a med-pack, and you kill and kick me because I healed when I was at 50% health and grabbed the extra med-pack. If you want it so bad I'd heal ya. You elitist c0cksucker.

[D]Henry - Oh [Dickhead]Henry, your bitcha55 needs to learn how to speak engRish. Stop talking shit. You think you're pro, but actually, you're just bitch. Don't hate just because I score higher than you. Eat 5hit you Aruban prick.

O - - - . : :; :::;; Oo,.-;; - Haha, you friggin biatch! VAC-banned from all future games. That's for coming into our game twice, pretending to want to join our clan, then saying how good you are, and then killing everyone - twice. Seriously, what kinda fucktard are you?

Deathdealership - You little 8-year-old turd. Played normal for a little while only to start killing everyone in the finale. No wonder the rest of the world hates Americans, because of bitchasses like you.

lemonWEDGE - Nikko, I got something you can wedge between either of your cheeks. If I didn't flip the fuel pump, no one wanted to go along with your lousy plan, and you been setting up stuff for a long time already. Then I run out to save you, burning myself to pick you up, and then you shoot me 4 times with the auto-shotty? You sir, are a douche.

Fuckin9 griefers.... Eat shi7 and die:
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