Hello Fail Train - This is to officially anounce a new weekly activity for any that might be interested in joining. I will be hosting an InstaSynch room each Saturday and Sunday (if anyone shows up at least) where we will watch various shows and/or movies in a sort of MST3K style. Here is the link for the room: http://instasynch.com/rooms/Draconaes

We currently have the following shows in rotation (Will edit as needed):

Saturday - RWBY (Season 1 Completed)
Sunday - My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (Currently on Season 2)

There is no set schedule, I will anounce the start in the skype group and host the call. Anyone is free to join and to suggest new material for a given weekend. I am also willing to host similar sessions on other days if anyone is interested.

Suggestions/voting/name calling/etc. can be handled most easily in the skype group chat.

Dear Idiots,

Today marks not only the designated day of whatever institution decided today would mark the start of a new year, but (roughly) the one year anniversary of Fail-Train itself. Here's some interesting statistics I have gathered on the group over the past year:

• We currently have 14 awesome members
  
• 2 of those members are lame and do not participate in Skype chat (but we still love you)
  
• Our totally web 3.0 website has received a total of 238 page views over the past year, with each visitor staying for an average of 54 seconds
  
• Visitors' browsers predominantly identified their users as speaking US English. Second most common was Portuguese. Third was Russian. British English ranked fifth.
  
• A normal angle has been definitively proven to be exactly 2 degrees
  
• The Elder Scrolls Online is bad and Bethesda should feel bad
  
• Matt is 80% alcohol and 20% pure idiocy
  
• Paddy is 80% tea, 10% dubious predictions, 5% spontaneous death, and 5% "I don't even know, man!"
  
• Sean is 100% Sean
  
• Kady is 90% cat lady and 10% creepy baby voices
  
• Brennan is 50% banana, and 50% unknown composition
  
• Dan is 40% loud, 40% boistrous, and 20% Family Guy reference
  
• Quade is 60% DM, 35% ham, and 5% broken bones
  
• Rainey is 100% Super Marissa Land
  
• Mon is 100% "please kill me now"
  
• Zach is 100% best lurker 2014
  
• Krimmy is 100% runner up lurker 2014
  
• James is 100% Batman
  
• Richie is 100% video game nerd redneck
  
• Barry is 85% llama, 10% mantis, and 5% "screw you guys, I'm going home!"

Here's to another year of glorious incompetence. All aboard!

Your leader in name only,
-Matt

This weeekend will be a double-feature of ineptitude. Prepare thy anuses.

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Good news, everyone!

From now until the Steam holiday sale ends (January 2nd last I checked), I am offering everyone in the group their choice of a single game from Steam's catalog priced at $20 or less (sale price or otherwise). Please send me a message - either through Steam, Skype, or email (hazirak@gmail.com) - with your selection. Do not send it through the group chat, because I will probably miss it.

Merry Christmas, you glorious pack of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Here's to another year of idiocy.

Hello. My name is Matt, and I am an idiot.

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