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Weekly Fail Train FUN: Weekend Showtime with Drac

Atramint — Fri, 23 Jan 2015 19:21:49 +0000

Hello Fail Train - This is to officially anounce a new weekly activity for any that might be interested in joining. I will be hosting an InstaSynch room each Saturday and Sunday (if anyone shows up at least) where we will watch various shows and/or movies in a sort of MST3K style. Here is the link for the room: http://instasynch.com/rooms/Draconaes

We currently have the following shows in rotation (Will edit as needed):

Saturday - RWBY (Season 1 Completed)
Sunday - My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (Currently on Season 2)

There is no set schedule, I will anounce the start in the skype group and host the call. Anyone is free to join and to suggest new material for a given weekend. I am also willing to host similar sessions on other days if anyone is interested.

Suggestions/voting/name calling/etc. can be handled most easily in the skype group chat.

What Time Is It? Bullshit Time!

Hazirak — Thu, 01 Jan 2015 07:02:11 +0000

Dear Idiots,

Today marks not only the designated day of whatever institution decided today would mark the start of a new year, but (roughly) the one year anniversary of Fail-Train itself. Here's some interesting statistics I have gathered on the group over the past year:

We currently have 14 awesome members
2 of those members are lame and do not participate in Skype chat (but we still love you)
Our totally web 3.0 website has received a total of 238 page views over the past year, with each visitor staying for an average of 54 seconds
Visitors' browsers predominantly identified their users as speaking US English. Second most common was Portuguese. Third was Russian. British English ranked fifth.
A normal angle has been definitively proven to be exactly 2 degrees
The Elder Scrolls Online is bad and Bethesda should feel bad
Matt is 80% alcohol and 20% pure idiocy
Paddy is 80% tea, 10% dubious predictions, 5% spontaneous death, and 5% "I don't even know, man!"
Sean is 100% Sean
Kady is 90% cat lady and 10% creepy baby voices
Brennan is 50% banana, and 50% unknown composition
Dan is 40% loud, 40% boistrous, and 20% Family Guy reference
Quade is 60% DM, 35% ham, and 5% broken bones
Rainey is 100% Super Marissa Land
Mon is 100% "please kill me now"
Zach is 100% best lurker 2014
Krimmy is 100% runner up lurker 2014
James is 100% Batman
Richie is 100% video game nerd redneck
Barry is 85% llama, 10% mantis, and 5% "screw you guys, I'm going home!"

Here's to another year of glorious incompetence. All aboard!

Your leader in name only,
-Matt

December 27 - Don't Starve Together / Awesomenauts

Hazirak — Sat, 27 Dec 2014 03:03:51 +0000

This weeekend will be a double-feature of ineptitude. Prepare thy anuses.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/322330/
http://store.steampowered.com/app/204300/

Holiday Gift!

Hazirak — Fri, 26 Dec 2014 01:57:47 +0000

Good news, everyone!

From now until the Steam holiday sale ends (January 2nd last I checked), I am offering everyone in the group their choice of a single game from Steam's catalog priced at $20 or less (sale price or otherwise). Please send me a message - either through Steam, Skype, or email (hazirak@gmail.com) - with your selection. Do not send it through the group chat, because I will probably miss it.

Merry Christmas, you glorious pack of motherfuckers. Here's to another year of idiocy.

December 23 - Don't Starve Together

Hazirak — Sun, 21 Dec 2014 16:36:29 +0000

Hello. My name is Matt, and I am an idiot.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/322330/

December 22 - Don't Starve Together

Hazirak — Wed, 17 Dec 2014 04:11:19 +0000

http://i.imgur.com/7mgM0Vn.gif

http://store.steampowered.com/app/322330/

September 20th - 100% Orange Juice

Hazirak — Sat, 20 Sep 2014 06:10:48 +0000

http://i.imgur.com/YVtg4tO.png

http://store.steampowered.com/app/282800/

September 13 - Star Wars: The Old Republic

Hazirak — Thu, 11 Sep 2014 23:06:31 +0000

Because sometimes you just need to stab someone with plasma.

It's free to play, so grab it here: http://www.swtor.com

August 23 - MechWarrior Online

Hazirak — Fri, 22 Aug 2014 03:51:37 +0000

Given that we really have no idea who will be around, this weekend will feature another free-to-play title. This one will involve giant robots and likely feature lots and lots of missiles. And Paddy bitching about how OP missiles are.

Download it here: http://www.mwomercs.com/

August 16 - Risk of Rain

Hazirak — Fri, 15 Aug 2014 03:44:29 +0000

Alright chums, let's do this. For reals this time.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/248820/