Egasus, our Sausage Man

Egasus, the man who blessed us by killing a pig and making sausage. He brought forth sausage on the ancient natives of 'Merica and they blessed him for it. In paontings of ancient cave we often see Egasus. The natives made him a God. We are souly meant to track him down, find him, wake him up from his slumber. We will then launch our full attack of sausages and weiners against bacon and burgers. We shall take over the world using sausage power. Want to join us in our journey to find Egasus? HAIL EGASUS!