Dummy but make it Sideways

This is an updated safety bulletin for all members to read and consider.
However strong the urge is to press your face against the microwave door, and watch your food revolving through the glass, I ask you to please refrain from doing so. After the incident in February, I have been debating over my stance on this topic, but now I have reached a conclusion. To reiterate, please do not smash your face against the microwave glass and stare at the food. Thank you.