To all Illuminati xXx_gamerz_xXx

We are one, We are many, We are TrUe MLG Faze-Clan Noscoperz.
I don't believe you little skrubz can even comprehend the level of euphoria that is required for this EXCLUSIVE-VIP Group.
Only REAL mountain dew vein filled Gamerz can access this group.
A simple fokn casual like you, can't simply enter this group.
You must XxX_PROVE_XxX you are a real professional no-scoper, as all the members in here are professional 420-certified noscopers and quickscopers.
You must go hard in the mspaint, and tip your fedora after every stair-180-trick-noscope, or you're not even near joining this group.
All memberz here have over 1337 confirmed hours of No-scoping.

Once you scrub join our team, you'll go through 1336+1 hours of MLG Gaymin training, only available for memberz of our exclusive possum.
We will teach you how to noscope with your eyez closed, and will train you in professional atheism and fedora tipping.

So if you skrubl0rdz believe you are classified to enter this group, contact your nearest best-buy and pay an ammount of $420 to enter this EXCLUSIVE-NOOBFREE MLG FAZE TEAM.

To all pr0fessional noscopers of this group: Make sure to invite all your mlg quickskoping friends, and you'll recieve a free copy of Black cops III and a bag of doritos
- xXx_C0c0_0verl0rd_xXx