For all the fat kids

We are here to take over the world, sure girls don't like us, sure we empty ourselves into a sock most nights, but you know what? We have our sweet ranks, our awesome epics and most of all, we smell like yesterdays stale wank.

You think you're ready for us? No chance, Da Virginz are about to bust you wide open... But not in a sexual way, obviously.

Eugene (Head Virgin, Fahr3nh3iT's Slave)

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