Worship Catto

Every day, we see all of humanity argue whether their religion is real or just a mere myth. This has escalated to wars being started, absolutely childish.

Reject Christianism, avoid Buddhism, neglect ANY religion others may persuade you into joining. None of them are real, they're nothing but a spectacle.

Catto isn't a God, nor it's a religion.
Catto is yours from now on, from the moment you interact with it.
Catto ALREADY owns you, you've read this.
Catto will spectate you until the day you die.

Do not worry, Catto isn't harmful......

......Unless you don't pay the required $510 fee that you need to pay to join, because Catto needs surgery and if It doesn't get it, Catto will suffer greatly.....


But It will find you.