We speak the truth of the Tomato and its goodness. Here are our simple tenets which we follow.


1. We seek to spread the word of the Tomato but do not force the notion.

2. We embrace new ideas and sentiments. Clinging onto traditional beliefs while living in this age is inviting the F.B.I. to your door.

3. We embrace noobs. Manual labor is needed to chuck bodies into ditches.

4. We do not actively condone or dismiss the presence of other fruits.

5. We uphold one question above all others: Do you hear the Tomato?