For cuffs haters everywhere

In honor of the fact that I, the best player and coolest person on your pathetic friends list, managed to swindle 50 of you nubzoar baddies into this group which was created in the spur of the moment to express my disdain for a player named "I can break these cuffs", whom apparently many of you don't even know, it's time for a hat giveaway. What's that? You're giving away a hat? Yes, because not only am I the coolest and best player on your friends list, I am also the most generous(and god-like). So even though not one of you terd munchers posted a comment for the "event" that I hosted telling you that I would give away a hat, I will honor my paper thin words. I will give away another hat for each 10 members that join hereafter as well up to the first 100 members. I know you TF2 poor, skillless players love hats more than your blood relatives, so keep the baddies joining. If this group reaches 1,000 members(assuming I am still playing this ♥♥♥♥ game at that point) I will give away an unusual hat. OMGWTFUNUSUALHAT!! If anyone is still reading at this point, which seems highly unlikely, I will select the winner when I get home this afternoon using either a random number generator, or by giving it to whoever I tell you ediots won. The winner will have their choice of whatever hats I offer them, all of which would be the best hat in your backpack because it came from mine.