Nailing games, so you don't have to

Don't let the Steam Summer Sale bleed you dry. Some alternate ways of making money this summer:

Suck ♥♥♥♥♥ for money.
Suck nipples for money (surprisingly less money made this way)
Sell a kidney on the black market
Win Big Brother (yeah that still exists)
Caramalise onions in your own kitchen and sell them to Polish refugeees.

Feel free to add any of your suggestions

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