Bring the Crr-runch!

Sit back, justice believers, and listen to another edition of America's favorite superhero, Mint Berry Crunch! Our story begins in a remote corner of the Gulf of Mexico. The BP Oil Company drills into the ocean floor, but they drill too much, and the BP Oil Compnay accidentally unleashes Cthulhu, an ancient evil god from another dimension. Halfway across the country, a mild-mannered attractive fourth-grader, Bradley Biggle, hears of the disaster on the news while with his friends. But Bradley Biggle is no ordinary fourth-grader! Not long ago, he realized he had superpowers he could call upon by turning in place and saying the magic word, "Shablagoo!" And in a flash, Bradley is transformed into the thrilling superhero, Mint Berry Crunch! Joined by the other ♥♥♥♥ friends, Mint Berry Crunch went to investigate the Gulf spill crisis! The superheroes came across a cult, in existence for years, that had been waiting for Cthulhu's arrival. They are the key to stopping Cthulhu from taking over the world! Sometimes, when everything seems hopeless, that's when you need to bring it all. That's when you need... to bring the Crr-runch!