The way on how to be a true part of the Coal Roller membership:

1. Weight - You need to weigh something around 300 pounds
but you can easily reach this goal by changing your
nutrition only to donuts.
2. Free time - Your free time consists of:
-Coal Rolling
-Shooting random stuff
-Eat fast food / drink beer
3.Gas smth. - Everything that has to do with Nature or people who
want to save the nature someways.