Join or don't

Today, I flew a kite, and drank some Lemonade. I don't miss Team Fortress 2. Game hasn't been enjoyable ever since they nerfed Human Torch, and Buffed Wanda. Then my best friend left our group, and I think he's an alcoholic now probably. We do miss you buddy we never forgot you. My pig Violet died. The farmer Rick was taking care of her, and found her belly up in the pig pen. I lowkey beat my chungus to FUTA, and Femboys. I then turned her into bacon I regularly eat. Some Brazilian guy I used to know tried to OD because I pushed him to the mental limit. My fault there, I left the barn unlocked. I met this women from Diamond City Market. She's got an annoying sister. I think she might be a synth. I called ICE on this family living in a trailer near the Mcdonald's. I saw them get dragged out into cold night by agents. What I'm trying to say is kindness is free, and you people can reach out any time eat my ass.

-Papa John