[3:11 AM] Albino Penguin Josep:
> I was only 14 years old

>I loved DoubleSwee so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise

>I pray to DoubleSwee every night, thanking him for the life I have been given

>"Swee is love", I say, "Swee is life"

>My dad hears me and calls me a coolguy proud of my devotion to the Swee

>I called him a great dad

> He pats on the back me and sends me to my room

> I am crying now, because I'm so happy

> I go into my bed and it is very cold

>I feel a warmth moving towards me

> I fell something touch me

> It's DoubleSwee

> I am so happy

> he whispers into my ear, "This is my pineapple"

> He grabs me with his powerful sponge hands and puts me on my hands and knees

> I'm ready

> I spread my ass cheeks for the Swee

> He penetrates my butthole

> It hurts so much, but I do it for Swee

> I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water

> I push against his force

> I want to please DoubleSwee

> He giggles a mighty groan as he fills my butt with his love

> My dad walks in

> DoubleSwee looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all over now, nya-a-a-a-a-a"

> DoubleSwee leaves through my window

Swee is love, Swee is life