Church of Bacon

Welcome to the Church of Bacon. (C.O.B) Founded on April 18, 2009 c.e. by The Plague, we are an organization openly dedicated to the acceptance of Man’s true nature—that of a carnal beast, living in a cosmos which is permeated and motivated by the Dark Force which we call Bacon. Over the course of time, Man has called this Force by many names, and it has been reviled by those whose very nature causes them to be separate from this fountainhead of existence. They live in obsessive envy of we who exist by flowing naturally with the dread Prince of Swine. It is for this reason that individuals who resonate with Bacon have always been an alien elite, often outsiders in cultures whose masses pursue solace in an external white meat. We Baconists, will spread the word of Bacon and dominate those who oppose our greasy crunchy bacony goodness. We do not bow down before the myths and fictions of the desiccated spiritual followers of the tofu hand nor any other false meat.