Straight outta the shopping bin

The kids America have gone too far this time, gentleponies. The negroes have ruined our free country and replaced it with British communism and a sense of impending commericial♥♥♥♥♥♥ism. This biscuit-eating ♥♥♥♥♥♥ named Bullsquid has spread corruption. He made everyone bad and nobody is good anymore. He put capitalist loving pig into country! xd Cx
We need Jesus the King to be owner, so he can put us on the right track on becoming a REAL TF2 PROFESSIONAL DOTA LEAGUE!!!!!!!!!
I VOTE BULLSQUID VOLUNTARILY LEAVES OUR GROUP AND MAKES JESUS OWNER!
While Dragon is in DisneyWorld, investigating our security, Bullsquid has been sitting idly by being a GAY ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and MASTURABATING to GAY DOLPHIN PORN -_-
I hope this finds in good health!
Love, James.