Welcome fellow patriots and men of the lord

Howdy pardners, can i get an AMEN right now because this here goddamn steam group has juss been created to save y'all from a life o' sinnin.

Y'all may be a gamin' but y'all still need the lord in your hearts!

May I add that I was mightly riled up by them goddamn folks at steam not having "murican" as a language awption, had to go with god darn English instead...

WE ALREADY GOT RID OF THOSE FOLKS DURING THE CIVIL WAR IN 1914, WHY THE HEEEELL DO WE STILL HAVE TO SELECT THAT DIDDLY DARN LANGUAGE IN THOSE DIDDLY DARN SETTINGS!!!

May god give me strength, cus when I find that Gabe Newell boy i'm gonna smack him into next week, he don't know a true patriot if one committed a war crime in the name of Our Lord Dubyah in front of him.

- Chuck