Here at Tortoise Co. Industries, It's alot of sexy people not doing alot of work.

To head of weapons manufacturing- Add Combustable Lemons to manufacturing list. I need the lab boys to start working on a gun that shoots 65% more bullet per bullet, which means the entire thing, no more of that wimpy little tip i want a 2 inch rod of metal exploding out of the chamber into some poor guys chest. It's harsh but if someone is getting shot by one they probably deserver it. Next. Whoever Decided to start growing melon in the farm section of the compound is fired, I'd like the security team to figure that out and escort the man off the property, stuff in box, out of office, through door, parking lot. Now. Next item on the line is Automatic Shooting Sentry. I need an acronym for it, and someone to inhance the AI so it's not shooting the buyer, or there children. Or the baby in the crib that the sentry is supposed to be protecting. Also fire the idiots who designed the sentry to shoot anything that moves. If they happened to walk into the room where we keep those sentries, that wouldn't be a problem. Remember saturday is bingo night, and next friday is bring your daughter to work day, i'll see you all at the board meeting on wednesday about the Semi Tri-firing Dragonov, (S.T.D.). Also i should note that the military contract we have signed does NOT permit us to sell explosive firing weapons. Only hand held. Goodnight everyone and remember- Winners don't do drugs. They make them.