A NEW ERA HAS BEGUN!

Alas my freinds, we are on a misson. To Slay all of the wretched stoopid "Hoovy bears" And their infernal beasus. NO LONGER! Shall the community remain oppressed by the tyrants! NO LONGER! Hoovy bikers shall come out of the dark, into Glory! Grab your pans and sandviches, And go forth and Slaughter all of the accursed hoovy bears! Bring glory to the Army! If you are a non-beliver rejoice, for you can be Redeemed! All you must do is buy the bolshevik biker Misc, wear it and join the Biker hoovy army Group. DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME MY FREINDS! JOIN NOW!

Code Of The Hoovy Bikers

1. Thou Shall Not kill Thy Brothers.
2. Obey Thy Moderators With Your Life.
3. When Any Moderator Says The Chant, All Must repeat it.
4. You Must Be Wearing The Uniform at all times.
5. Protect Thy Leaders With Your Life.
6. When Thy Brothers Parish, They Shall Be Avenged.
7. Treat Hoovy Bears As Outcasts and Slay Them All.
8. Thy Loyalty Shall Never Fault.
9. Thy Shall Shunned Those Who Are Exiled.
10.Thy Shall Not Disobey Any Rules Under Pain Of Exile.