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(BSO)RPG
A tale of demons, “heroes” and roleplaying.

Episode one: The start of it all…

Hello. This is the land of Bjornia, but we call it BSOR, for kicks.
See that little café over there? Yeah, that’s where we’ll meet our heroes of today. See that guy there? That’s me, Eric Kookie. No, I’m not the main protagonist just because I narrate the story. I’m (one of) the sidekick(s). That guy next to me is The protagonist, but he calls himself a lot of names, e.g. Nick Valentine, James Earl Doe and DnknDonuts..? But we call him Drake Force. That skeleton dude is Sir Rayman From Germany, or Ray for short. He’s undertrash, so he dresses like Sans from Undertale a lot and even pretends to be him, so much so that we call him Sans now. That Samurai’s Blaze. He’s secretly a Xenomorph, but still a great friend. And that’s Fapstermax, rumour goes he has a masturbation fetish. He also calls himself a meme machine. But anyway..

Thunder strikes! And our faithful companions look outside to see 3 strange guys across the street. one they instantly recognize, one I instantly recognize and the 3rd is just some edgy spy demon guy.
“WE ARE THE UNKNOWN, ALFRED THE AWFUL AND SCOUT, and we are here to make your life hell because we feel like it!”
“ALFRED,” I shout, “didn’t I kill you a few weeks ago?”
But before I got an answer, they moved on with telling their plan, being bad guys and all.
“We are gonna take over BSOR and turn it into the demon realm!”
“Not if I have anything to say about it,” Drake answers.
And with a magic spell…. They took our cosmetics and now we’re naked…
“Well,” ray said, “you really made an effort.”
“I didn’t know they had clothes-stealing magic,” Drake replied. And after 10 seconds of arguing, The deity known as Bjorn descended.
“Hey, you lot,” he said, “can you help?” “Why? Don’t you have like… I dunno, magic admin powers?”
“See that’s it, the reason you’re naked is because Unknown Hacked my PC and Transferred the magic to them! All I can do is give others cool weapons and nice looks, but that’s it, so I searched for the 4 most loyal, most heroic, most cool-looking men on the server…” our faces gleaming with hope. “Then I realized They were busy so I thought you lot would do the trick.” “Oh…” in choir.
“But now, I bestoweth upon thee, awesome powers of a VIP!” a buncha magic happened and we got to choose a nice look, nice role in battle and nice weapons…

END OF CHAPTER ONE.
To be continued in chapter 2: How do we do that?

DISCLAIMERS:
(Characters not mentioned will probably appear in a later chapter)
(I am Open for Critics)