The cake is a lie.

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Still Alive

January 31, 2008 - Enkasen | 0 Comments

Forms FORM-29827281-12:
Test Assessment Report

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here:
HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.

But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are
still alive.

Forms FORM-55551-5:
Personnel File Addendum:

Dear <<Subject Name Here>>,

I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data
make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are
still alive.

Forms FORM-55551-6:
Personnel File Addendum Addendum:

One last thing:

Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else
to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa...
THAT WAS A JOKE. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there,
it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.

PS: And believe me I am
still alive.
PPS: I'm doing Science and I'm
still alive.
PPPS: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm
still alive.

FINAL THOUGHT:
While you're dying I'll be
still alive.

FINAL THOUGHT PS:
And when you're dead I will be
still alive.

STILL ALIVE.

Andy Thai

January 9, 2008 - Enkasen | 0 Comments

[AS] NekoSniper: Andy?
atnhdayi: yeah who's this
[AS] NekoSniper: Robert.
[AS] NekoSniper: lol, you actually did join my clan.
[AS] NekoSniper: I just formed it right now, inviting Harry and Michael.
atnhdayi: i don't know you
[AS] NekoSniper: Yes you do.
[AS] NekoSniper: You're Andy Thai.
atnhdayi: yeah
[AS] NekoSniper: San Gabriel, California.
atnhdayi: LOL
[AS] NekoSniper: Garvey Intermediate.
[AS] NekoSniper: ;p
atnhdayi: nope
[AS] NekoSniper: Yup.
atnhdayi: not even close bud
[AS] NekoSniper: O RLY?
atnhdayi: nope
atnhdayi: but ill play with you if you want
atnhdayi: lol
[AS] NekoSniper: Your info says otherwise.
atnhdayi: i got to gab
atnhdayi: yeah but i didnt go to garvey
atnhdayi: went to jefferson
[AS] NekoSniper: I still think you're Andy.
atnhdayi: give me vent info
atnhdayi: lets sscrim
[AS] NekoSniper: I still think you're Andy.
[AS] NekoSniper: and not now, just came back from TF2.
[AS] NekoSniper: A lot of it.
atnhdayi: well my name is andy
atnhdayi: but im not the andy you're looking for
[AS] NekoSniper: Well, Thai is a common last name.
[AS] NekoSniper: and San Gabriel is full of Asians.
atnhdayi: not that common lol
atnhdayi: yeah
atnhdayi: howd u find me bro
[AS] NekoSniper: Searched up "Andy Thai."
atnhdayi: ahh nice
atnhdayi: i got another account too
[AS] NekoSniper: You don't play TF2 do you?
atnhdayi: nope
atnhdayi: cs
atnhdayi: only
[AS] NekoSniper: Ah.
[AS] NekoSniper: I guess you really aren't the Andy I know then.
atnhdayi: yeah
atnhdayi: what school u go to?
atnhdayi: keppel?
[AS] NekoSniper: Garvey.
atnhdayi: right now?
[AS] NekoSniper: Dude, I'm still in middle school.
[AS] NekoSniper: Yup.
atnhdayi: oh haha
atnhdayi: im a junior in high school
atnhdayi: so you got the wrong guy
[AS] NekoSniper: Going to SG though.
[AS] NekoSniper: Yup.
[AS] NekoSniper: Nice knowing you, enjoy your boot from this clan.
atnhdayi: LOL
atnhdayi: is this a cs clan?
[AS] NekoSniper: It's a TF2 clan. lol
atnhdayi: lol k
atnhdayi: then i dont play that
[AS] NekoSniper: Alright, nice knowing you.
atnhdayi: yeah
atnhdayi: ill keep you added
[AS] NekoSniper: What, for friends list?
atnhdayi: yeah
[AS] NekoSniper: lol
[AS] NekoSniper: Enjoy your boot from that too.
atnhdayi is now Offline.

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