Blessed Be The Holy Mother Duck

In the before-times, long ago, a powerful being known as The Holy Mother Duck produced a fertile and most fruitful egg from which all life sprang forth from.

The Holy Mother Duck witnessed the gift that was life from The Big Pond and decided then for all good ducks to join Her in the afterlife, while bad ducks would ever float through The Lonely Marshes for all eternity.

To spread the word of The Holy Mother Duck and to help wayward ducks live a life in cleaner ponds, Donald, Daffy and Darkwing Duck dedicated their lives to the life of the good duck, showing the path for all of The Holy Mother Duck's children.

It is said: Earth will crack and from its core the Messiah Duck, Quackus, will emerge, cleansing all life from sin.

Psalms: Disco Duck, The Duck Song, Ducktales Theme Song, The Duck Is Lord, Rapanden Rasmus.