We worship You on Kazoo. Brett is my lord savior and Karl is my peasent. Johnathan is used to bring me freshly squeezed juice, while John picks his nose. Helta is locked in the cellar, and the other girls are dead and used as food.

You now are part of the Kazoo, so here are the rules of you new lifestyle:
*You must love having fun, Fun, FUn, FUN!
*You must know the imagination spirit.
*You must fap only to Karl.
*You cannot hail any leader other than Brett.
*You must march for Brett.
*If you are not perfect under Brett's eyes, you are sent to a concentration camp.
*Johnathan will take all of your pills for you.
*The Kazoo must be your weapon of choice.
*You must Listen to Brett's special song before bed.
*You must go to the church of Brett every Sunday.

Have a good time in your new, clean life!

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