If 't be true thee art an intellectual, thee may passeth.

We art the official William Shakespeare Fanclub on Steam. Join if 't be true thee art an intellectual.
Tis known that the people these days has't becometh no more brain than stone. We tryeth to changeth this fact that everyone knoweth.

Join, if 't be true thy wit’s not as thick as a Tewkesbury mustard, and there’s more faith in thee than in a stewed prune.


In earnest I madeth this group so I can beest a Curator.
I has't not readeth Romeo and Juliet.
To beest honest I haven't actually readeth any playeth or poems by Shakespeare.

Peace, ye fat guts!