Harness Your Inner Rage

The Way of the Squawk is the order of which many ragers follow. We are all bound by Rager Ions, we must harness the power the rage has given us. But to harness the power of rage, we must harness rage itself.

There are four known paths in the Way of the Squawk. The path of skill, the path of wisdom, the path of rage, and the last and certainly least, the path of ♥♥♥♥.

The path of skill is a path that many attempt to follow, however it is often regarded as the most difficult of all paths to follow. To follow the path of skill, one must achieve a great amount of focus and determination - such attributes are polar opposites of rage.

The path of wisdom, unlike the path of skill, is not one followed by many of the Way of the Squawk, it is a path of detrimentality, to walk it is to fail yourself. Wisdom cannot exist in the embodiment of rage.

The path of rage is the path that many followers of the Way of the Squawk eventually find themselves in. The path of rage has qualities of all paths, with the exception of wisdom. The path of rage is the oldest of all paths, finding its roots as early as the first penguin - Adrian the World Quitter.

The fourth path is the path of ♥♥♥♥. It is the most avoided path of all, however some may come to find it unavoidable. If their rage cannot be harnessed properly, some followers may find themselves at the bottom of the Elder Leaderboards, which signifies their walking of the path of ♥♥♥♥. The path of ♥♥♥♥ is the walk of shame, it should not be sought by any who seek to follow the Way of the Squawk.

Never forget your inner rage, followers. The rage is what grants us our ability to project our voices into a Squ'awk, or squawk. But to follow the Squawk, we must first honor our traditions. We must all rage anonymously online, for it is the tradition of the Squawk.

The Graybrows are the enigmatic high council in the land of Eternal Rage, otherwise known as Antarctica.