For shuttles to the jihadis

Gents we aren't doing this good this quarter, it appears our market is rather niche. What i suggest we do is to lower our prices by 10%, selling our product at a mere £5.85. As we all know the cheaper the product the more we sell. The I suggest that we increase advertising as the dark web only has minimal marketing places. We need to move over to free advertising sites like social media platforms and advertise our shuttles there, it would both promote sales and also create more brothers for the Jihadi cause. We should then move production of these shuttles from the countryside of Essex and move it to China where we can pay our workers minimal wage so then it maximises our profit and then we can move into a bigger market of nuclear weaponry. - Sincerely Alan Richards, Senior Sales Assistant