The latest installment of updates comes in the arrival of several new and beautiful structures brought to you by Prof. R. Somers and Dr O. Jones PhD.

These updates did not take all night, and certainly did not keep both parties awake until 6.30am.

What you can expect to see in your new and improved Communist State:

+ A bigger, better home - Your home is now taller and has a much more symmetrical roof, along with a double door and expanded windows.

+ A lava heated outdoor jacuzzi named "Alonzo's Folly" - To commemorate Ian's failure at creating a substantial pool area. Contains a seating area for ultimate relaxation.

+ "Dr Shagswell's Fantastical Orgasmological Sky Pool" - What started as Jason Statham getting stuck at the top of his self-built dirt tower has now become a brilliant almost free-standing, marble-encased 'sky-pool'. It completely pisses on Ian's original pool idea, both metaphorically and literally as you can see a lovely mini-waterfall flowing from it to the jacuzzi. Also for your pleasure, a diving board so you can practice those 'pike tuck somersaults'!

+ And finally, still under construction, the treehouse - Intended in the future to be known as "The Tree Top Town", currently just "The Tree Top Establishment", this magnificent treehouse -made using all natural, renewable materials (mostly leaves) - towers above the entirety of Dickbuttopia for some breathtaking views.

We hope that the addition of these fine creations boosts tourism to our picturesque Communist Nation of Dickbuttopia!

LONG LIVE THE DICKBUTTOPIANS!!!