VapeNation Duds V/\

The story begins in a place far far away:

I was sitting here in my boxes after a pretty hectic evening, and thinking damn a vape would be great. When I realized that i was not kidnapped by the amazonian monkey to later become one the first human to live with the monkeys. Nor was I the first human to drive home thinking that i was speed racer from that old arcade game - damn it was fun and scarey in my mind all at the same time, not one feeling then the next they occurred at exactly the same time. While this plethora of thoughts occurred I reached over to grab my vape device - but to my dismay it fell and shattered into 1 million and twenty and seventy pieces. My initial thought was oh shit that cannot and will not end well for my griff. So in my very sober state I tried to catch it, but that idea was stupid because all I did was hit it down the stairs were it fell a proper 2m to its death - I wish I could photo it, but my phone is flat so sorry guys. would love to show you my pain.