"To serve and protect, don'tchya know"

Howdy there! So you're interested in signing up with the force, eh? Well here's what you need to know aboot us. We are here to serve and protect, don'tchya know. We're here to defend people's rights to scav and to live; to eat berries and smoke that sweet BC Bud, eh? There are some people out there who only want to murder, steal, and pillage. It's our job to make sure these bandits never succeed. It's our duty to protect the innocent and defend justice, don'tchya know!