Are you turtley enough for the turtle club?

(A fun group made for fun, if you think this is real, your dumber than a pet rock.)

We all know we only voted for Obama in 2008 because he was black. So why not vote for this turtle because ya know... hes a turtle? Not only that, he comes with cheese!

Born as a number 1 on the value menu of a local Canadian food shack in California. This brave turtle named Mac decided he wanted to make a change, or at least more of a change than Obama ever HOPED to make. (See what he did thar?)

"You should always take the easy way out of everything. Why do you think my people live for over 150 years? Is it the calcium we get from eating animal droppings? NO! It's the stressless freedom we are born with!" - Turtle Mac

Mac stands for laziness, and a much less stressful life. Because after all... He's a turtle, he doesnt do much, and you shouldnt either. As Americans thats what we do best, and we should embrace our laziness and play Steam while eating nachos (or in his case, animal droppings) with pride! Vote for change! Vote for Turtle Mac! GOD BLESS AMERICA!

And hey, if it helps, he comes with cheese.

P.S. Hes really a tortoise, but don't tell him that.

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