ABOUT #TomatoSquad

[The Tomato Squad]

Welcome to Greatness.

You are the witness of one of the most greatest associations of all time.
Legend has it, that 5 men once went through many tasks, from enduring the burning flames of Pepperstorm, to surviving the harsh conditions of the Green Bean Forest.

These men, after completing all that stood in their way, created a permanent symbol for the people who made it.

That symbol, is the glorious Tomato.

This group was made to settle disputes for mainly the PRG clans The Only and Art Of. It is also made for anyone to join!

As you enter this group, keep in mind the Sacred Sauce rules of our clan:

1. No disrespecting the hard working members of Tomato Squad.
2. That's pretty much it.
3. Tomatoes.

To all of you who want to let the tomato juices out (If you know what I mean). [en.wikipedia.org]

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June 28, 2016 - hubert | 2 Comments

I have finally found the strength to admit it.
I was 12 years old when I realized that I’m not really a man at heart, but rather a 30-inch rifle weighing 8 pounds.
All my life has been a lie but I’m setting that right today. I was designed to shred and maim everything and anything in my path, including soldiers, but not limited to trees, shrubbery, soil, glass, and other building materials in various locations, such as a Chinese mountain prison, a Hong Kong market, and a French subway.
From now on, call me “FÉLIN.” That’s my real name.
I’m having plastic surgeons attach a 25-round magazine that accepts the 5.56x45mm intermediate cartridge, a lever-delayed blowback system, an integrated stubby foregrip-bipod, slimmed-down optic rails, and a compensator. Sgt. Major Nexter said I’m fucking stupid and I can’t be a FAMAS, but I’m beautiful and I am a goddamn FAMAS.
If the French Foreign Legion won’t pay for me to get the surgery, I’m just going to bring in Code Pink and point out that that Manning loser is getting hormones, and he’s in prison, so why shouldn’t a perfectly well-adjusted and honorably serving soldier have the right to be who they truly are, a plastic-housed bullet hose?
I am so sick and tired of being oppressed. Now my fellow FAMASkin and I are on the French Army's chopping block, waiting to be replaced by another rifle. It’s sickening to see all the rude wine-drinking, white-flag-waving baguette-frogs literally raping my people with their actions.
It’s my right to spray 1,000 5.56x45mm NATO rounds per minute with reckless abandon at soft, hard, and all non-living and nonexistent targets, and if you don’t support me and my transformation, then you’re a FAMASphobe— and you need to check your rifle privilege.

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Proton Sep 25, 2016 @ 11:30pm

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Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land

Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand,
Soaking up the thirst of the land

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