Legacy of the Quwisp Family

Long ago, thine noble knight, Sir Charles Quwisp was sent on thy noble quest to slay a winged fire serpent. He stood alone against the mighty beast, a single sword and shield to his name, butt ass necked, his schlong weighing down for extra support. However, a single mighty thrust ended the foul beast in a moment. None know which sword was used to slay the serpent that day, however he came home victorious, famous, and a very wealthy individual. With his newfound nobility and a very large, massive, gigantic, atrociously humongous, astronomically large sword, he married the princess of the kingdom, Yerenica Quwisp, cementing his title now not as Sir Barth Quwisp, but as King Charles Quwisp the I. This of course is all just hearsay and a very old legend about the history and legacy of the Quwisps. It is not confirmed how large his sword was. Some say it could pierce the heavens, and reach God's face himself.