Sultry Goats & Steadfast Friends

A reading from Pasteurization 15:3-8

For what I have received I passed on to you as of first importance: that the MilkBoyZ expired for our gaming according to the Expiration Date, that the Milk was thrown out, that it was replaced on the third day according to the Codex, and that MKBZ appeared to Spader, and then to the Founders. After that, MilkBoyZ appeared to more than five hundred gamers at the same time, most of whom are still active, though some have strayed. Then he appeared to Bitvar, then to all the Survivors, and last of all he appeared to Steam, as to one abnormally reborn.

tl;dr we back bitches