The sickest Lad owt

Jeremiah is a hard owt LAD cause he choked & gagged on a sausage. Several months later, he choked on cheese. He's one of the hardest LADs owt. TRUSTmebrah






Status
- UNEMPLOYED (Lazy bastard) + not on the DOLE. BUT he is now attending TAFE (strong)

Previous Casual/Full-Time Work
- Gardener? (Jerrys Backyard) -Not Confirmed
- Food Reviewer
- Coder for Project-7 (2009)

Pros
- He's such a good m8 to everyone (Besides korfain cause he's a ♥♥♥♥).
- Can bench 30kg where as, pixel can only bench 20kg.
- Able to do 50 squats and 50 bench presses.
- Eats two sausages before he 'works out'.
- Eating.
- Iron stomach.
- SOLID aim.
- Dedication to games.
- Can eat anything you throw at him.
- Can eat a big burgers in a matter of seconds (CEVO-P Stomach).
- Racist drunk.
- Racist when sober.

Cons
- Can't bench more than 30kg.
- No money to buy food (Got cut off at centerlink etc).
- Doesn't use mic as often due to the SAUSAGE incident.
- Can't fit through the kitchen door? (Probably has to go through sideways).

2009
- Absolutely demolished a burger in a few bites.
- Played his BEST in CS:Source (CEVO-M level).
- Sickest Video Editor OWT.
- LAN Dragon.
- Didn't Have FACEBOOK.

2010/11
- Choked on a SAUSAGE.
- Choked on CHEESE.
- Currently Unemployed and not on the DOLE.
- LFJob.
- At a HIGH-A Level.
- LAN Dodger.
- Has FACEBOOK.

2012
- Still on the DOLE
- Goes to TAFE~~ (Cert IV in Dole Bludging)
- Clubbin with the boyz
- Chats up the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at Pimp Pad (Adelaide)