We're the Ghostbeaters

When ghosts or other creatures are after you, we'll beat them!

With our patented techniques, we've learned to beat ghost and other creatures with extreme prejudice!

We also are the proud founders of Juanlio Pabsy's Excellente Taquitos! We now have 210 locations worldwide with more on the way!

Anyway, we have one final message to ghosts and creatures who are jacking your crack:

Ghosts/creatures, if you show you faces in our town, we'll beat yah. We'll beat yah good. We'll beat yah till you're nothing but a pile of nothing. We'll beat your car. We'll beat your house. We'll beat your family. We'll beat your family's honor. We'll beat your face. We'll beat on your face.

So just remember folks

If you got a ghost or miscellaneous creature who needs a beating, you know who to contact in a timely manner at our hours between 11 AM to 11 PM Pacific Standard Time.

Contact us:

Phone 1 800 BEATERS

Email PSBeaters@hotmail.com