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The Constitution of Survivors

We, The Brotherhood of Survivors, in order to promote the survival of our team, to establish unity, ensure the adequate and unbiased distribution of supplies, and secure a viable route to the safe house, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the members that comprise of the Brotherhood.

First Amendment – Freedom to spam inside jokes and friendly trash-talk; Congress shall make no law removing an established joke, or prohibit the free exercise of said joke without unanimous decision; or abridging the freedom of speaking jokes not included within the inside joke clause.

Second Amendment – No Survivor shall, in times of duress be left behind under any circumstances, without the consent of the said incapacitated survivor. In circumstances that involve an incapacitated survivor that is unreachable, untenable or unrevivable, the survivors have the right to advance, leaving behind the ill-fated survivor.

Third Amendment – The right of the survivors to distribute medical supplies according to need. In order of precedence, critical survivors require the most immediate attention, and all medical supplies are to be directed to those who do not have the speed to escape impending doom.