We Shall Yerp Every Non Yerper In This Yerp Sucking Town.

A long YERP YERPin' time ago,
In a town called Kickapoo,
There lived a humble family
Religious through and through.
But yay there was a black sheep
And he knew just what to do.
His name was young J.B. and he refused to step in-line.
A vision he did see-eth
YERPin' rockin' all the time.
He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align

Oh the dragons balls were blazin' as I stepped into his cave,
Then I sliced his YERPin' YERPles,
With a long and shiny blade!
'Twas I who YERPed the dragon,
YERPalize sing-YERPaloo!
And if you try to YERP with me,
Then I shall YERP you too!
Gotta get it on in the party zone!
I got to shoot a YERP in the party zone!
Gotta lick a YERP in the party zone!
Gotta suck a YERP in the party zone!

You've disobeyed my orders, son,
Why were you ever born?.
Your brother's ten times better than you,
YERPUS loves him more.
This music that you play for us comes from the depths of YERP.
Rock and roll's The YERP's work, he wants you to rebel.
You'll become a mindless puppet;
YERP will pull the strings!
Your heart will lose direction,
And chaos it will bring.
You'd better shut your YERP,
Better watch your YERP!
You're grounded for a week with no YERPaphone!
Don't let me here you cry,
Don't let me hear you moan!
You gotta praise The YERP when you're in my home!

YERPo can you hear me?
I am lost and so alone.
I'm askin' for your YERPance.
Won't you come down from your throne?
I need a tight compadre who will teach me how to YERP.
My father thinks you're evil,
But man, he can suck a YERP.
YERP is not The Devil's work,
It's magical and rad.
I'll never YERP as long as I am stuck here with my dad

I hear you brave young Jaybles,
You are hungry for the YERP.
But to learn the ancient method,
Sacred doors you must unlock.
Escape your father's clutches,
And this oppressive neighborhood.
On a journey you must go,
To find the land of YERPywood!
In The City of Fallen Angels,
Where the ocean meets the sand,
You will form a strong alliance,
And the world's most awesome YERP.
To find your fame and fortune,
Through the valley you must walk.
You will face your inner demons.
Now go my son and YERP!

So he bailed from YERPin' Kickapoo With hunger in his heart;
And he journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of his art;
But in the end he knew that he would find his counterpart.
YERP. YERP-RR-RR-RR-PP. YER-RRRRRRR-PPPP

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