Suicide Club

Please follow after my example and attempt to induct many people into our following.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like suicide.
You: Good evening.
Stranger: Hey
You: I would like to commit suicide.
Stranger: why?
You: True happiness and satisfaction can only be obtained through the deepest and most brutal torture and despair.
Stranger: so do you want to inflict pain on others?
You: I do not.
Stranger: well, then why do you think this?
You: Humans innately strive to attempt to feel something. Usually, humans will attempt to strive for and maintain any number of emotions for their own personal benefit - the most common being "happiness". I have realised that the only emotion in which is able to be sustained over a long course of time - in which does not fade shortly after its conception is infact "Depression". So, to achieve true ever-lasting happiness - you must be able to derive satisfaction and joy from the cruelest and most heart-breaking pain, and the most painful despair imaginable. I am simply attempting to achieve a more ever-lasting satisfaction, happyness, and peace of mind through alternate means than that of the rest of the human-race.
Stranger: well committing suicide results in feeling nothing
You: You will feel an orgasmic end to your pathetic existence. Such as: when you ejaculate you are able to feel bliss for those few moments: so too you will be able to feel an explosion of bliss and satisfaction upon meeting your torturous demise.
Stranger: that's true but you just said you wanted to achieve true ever-lasting happiness lol
You: You will be able to experience the most excruciating torture and desperation - and then you will be allowed to escape from such hellish pain all in a single moment.
You: Indeed. I have.
Stranger: well suicide only gives you bliss for a few moments, like you described.
You: But, I must elaborate on that point: as throughout my life I have experienced many forms of pain and desperation of the physical, and psychological kind - and through my experiences I have concluded what the most painful and slowest death that exists truly is.
You: Truly, the most long-lasting, torturous, despair-inducing, and cruel death is life itself.
You: Therefore - I am attempting to obtain as much misery and pain as possible in the longest amount in which I am able to live untill I have suffered enough to be allowed to perish.
Stranger: so you are not going to commit suicide? because life itself is excruciating misery you should live until you die
Stranger: then you have obtained it
You: I agree.
You: Suicide is the act of willfully killing yourself.
You: By living my life: I will inevitably perish soon enough. So, therefore: I have concluded that living my life is an act of suicide.
Stranger: LOL
You: I will be able to experience a longer lasting death and misery than anyone else who has attempted to commit suicide.
Stranger: same here
You: Indeed.
You: I am quite glad that I was able to be paired with a kindred-spirit.
Stranger: no problem, i randomly bounced on this tag, for no apparent reason but i'm glad i did.
You: I do sincerely hope that I was able to enlighten your life to the thrills of death.
Stranger: you did.
You: Please accept this video link as a token of my good-will. But, I do warn you that this video in which I shall now link is extremely loud.
You: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTzvWrlpG-I
You: I have recently begun listening to this during the time in which I am attempting to fall asleep as I think about never waking up again for the purpose of experiencing pleasant nightmares.
You: Because of which: I have recently begun sleeping very well.
Stranger: i don't mean to sound rude, but this induced an erection.
You: Perfectly understandable reaction. I have experienced the same multiple times - even during re-views.
Stranger: i appreciate that
You: Well, I must continue to share the word of death and life to many other willing-to-learn folks. Considering the possibility that you wish to locate me - I will offer you a hint 自殺クラブ . Please have a wonderful death.
You: I sincerely hope that you are tortured to death.
You: Please have a terrible day!
Stranger: thanks sir, i hope you are tortured as well. goodbye
You: Farewell, my friend.
Stranger: i will try to locate you through the japanese hint.
You: Good luck.
You: Actually, perhaps I should say "break a leg"
You: Please excuse my mistake.
You: I have realised that I should have simply stated "break your neck"
Stranger: rather disappointing but i'll forgive you.
Stranger: actually, i'm not forgiving you. ♥♥♥♥ you.
You: Thank you.
You: Please die yourself.