Smooth Farts

Definition:

To not give a damn; to not care one way or the other; to not give a ♥♥♥♥; to not care what someone does given a choice of two options; the opposite of a chinese firecracker fart

Example on how you can use the word..

Dude 1: "Which computer are you gonna buy? Laptop or desktop?."

Dude 2: "Man, I don't give a smooth fart which one I get as long as they both play World of Warcraft and I can update my Facebook page."

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