You know those mock awards at the end of the school year that everybody LOVES... haha. Well our beloved Homestar has created a list of awards for our Egypt regulars... and with a little creative help from Misse... we have come up with our own mock awards! Hosted by [sL] and [H!]. The following awards are:

Batter Up (best scout):
Charge!! (best soldier):
Burn baby Burn (best pyro):
I dont think they saw that one comin (best demo):
Keep crying baby (best heavy):
Cowboy up! (best engineer):
I am fully charged (best medic):
That was too easy mate (best sniper):
You got blood on my suit (best Spy):
Everybody loves you!! (Most Friendly):
Nobody likes you... (Least Friendly):
Team Player:
Been muted several times (Loudest):
Do you even have a mic? (Quietest):
You have no enemies! (Nicest):
I just peed myself (Funniest):
I am jealous of your brain (Smartest):
Is that a mirror in your pocket? (Biggest Flirt):
Steam should be the new match.com (Cutest Couple):
I cant concentrate on the game when youre talking (Best microphone voice):
I mute the game between rounds (Best mic spammer):
Somebody kick that guy (Most annoying):
Why are you always on the winning team? (Biggest stacker):
Do us all a favor and go get laid... (biggest perv):
Look at all the tags!! (Best clan):
EFFFFFF this EFFing server (Rage quitter):
No use having any engi's (Most destructive Demo + Medic combo):

Egypt choice award - Player of the Summer:

Please cast your votes to either Homestar or Misse - whomever is available and online when you are :) The results will be posted shortly.

King[R!] was believed to be engaging in team stacking, under further review it turns out he's just a d-bag.

GRATZ KING[R!] ON GETTING OFF THE STACKERS LIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It pains me to say this but, i've had to add more satckers to the list :(

also akuma is the player of the week for actually wearing the clan tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
woooooooooooo

Here's our chance to reform stacking on egypt and AO servers in general!!! King[R!] made a great post on the ClanAO forums discussing the state of stacking on Egypt. Everyone should post in the thread in order to keep the issue prevelent!!!

http://www.clanao.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?11331-Donor-and-Clan-Team-Swap-Immunity

Also, King[R!] is now the player of the week for advocating stacking reform!!!!